Published by
The Institute for Advanced Band Director Research
(Department of Unexplained Educational Phenomena)
Chapter 6: Advanced Directorisms
As the week progresses, Directorisms become increasingly specialized.
Case Study 24
Director Statement
"You're looking at me like I'm talking in double paradiddles."
Scientific Translation
You have absolutely no idea what I just said.
Freshman Interpretation
Correct.
Veteran Interpretation
Also correct.
Case Study 25
Director Statement
"We're just gonna let that lie where Jesus flung it until tomorrow."
Scientific Translation
The repetition was so unsuccessful that further attempts today would be counterproductive.
Freshman Interpretation
Jesus threw something?
Veteran Interpretation
We're moving on.
Thank goodness.
