Chapter 5: Religious Directorisms

Researchers have documented a surprising number of biblical references during marching rehearsals.

The causes remain unknown.

Case Study 19

Director Statement

"Play like Moses parted the Red Sea."

Scientific Translation

Perform with confidence, conviction, and authority.

Freshman Interpretation

Which sea?

Veteran Interpretation

Play louder and stop being scared.

Institute Findings

Band directors routinely assume students possess:

• Biblical knowledge
• Agricultural knowledge
• Historical knowledge
• Broadway knowledge
• Lawn equipment knowledge

Freshmen possess:

• A water jug
• Half a granola bar
• Questions

The gap between these realities is where Directorisms are born.