Chapter 6: Historical Consequence Theory

When ordinary disappointment is insufficient, band directors begin altering the course of human history.

Director Statement

"If Sousa had been marching in this band, he would have only marched to-the-rear, and Teddy Roosevelt would have never charged San Juan Hill... dogblasted!"

Scientific Translation

Your marching technique lacks forward momentum.

Historical Impact

The correction successfully affected:

• Marching fundamentals
• Military history
• Presidential legacy
• National morale

Researchers consider this an advanced Directorism.